Anonymous: Natasha and Bucky

Who would win in a fight - Bucky
Who would be a better roommate - Nat
Who’s better in bed - Damn… Idk, both seem incredible…
Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate - Nat
Whose shoulder I’d cry on - Bucky
Who would make a better parent - Bucky
Who I’d rather date - Both ;_;


posted 4 hours ago with 6 notes

Anonymous: Shrek and John Cena

Who would win in a fight - Shrek
Who would be a better roommate - Cena
Who’s better in bed - … I… Cena?
Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate - Shrek
Whose shoulder I’d cry on - Cena
Who would make a better parent - Shrek
Who I’d rather date - None


posted 4 hours ago with 5 notes

Send me two characters and I’ll tell you:

elenastan:

  1. Who would win in a fight
  2. Who would be a better roommate
  3. Who’s better in bed
  4. Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate
  5. Whose shoulder I’d cry on
  6. Who would make a better parent
  7. Who I’d rather date

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Anonymous: Hi! I just wanted to say that I think it's really cool that English is your second language and you speak it so well! I've been following you for a few months, and your English was really great to start with. But I can see it improving all the time and that's so amazing! I can't imagine speaking a second language that well, so I just wanted you to know that it's awesome that you do.

Oh my God, I’m blushing right now lol
Thank you very much, dear. Means a lot to me your message, I’m really glad in knowing that I’m improving myself. (I feel a little insecure by the fact isn’t my native language and I’m always speaking/reading in english and I always think I still suck at it :c )
I can’t thank you enough for that, I really wish i could *hugs*


posted 5 hours ago with 3 notes

I know when to put the armour on and I’m usually pretty good at it. But underneath that armour, there isn’t a special jab that I’m given because I’m famous or I’ve earned a lot of money. Like every other human being, I’m trying to figure out … life.

someone asked me recs of steve bucky fanfictions, but i’m still at my grandma’s. as soon i get home i’ll post it here :)

I want to teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way still I’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday

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